The Ninja Holdout

As I sit and ponder the likes of my competitors, one can't help but realize I am the odd man out of this challenge. How so you might ask? Aside from the fact that I am the only real man, I am also not part of their Secret Ninja Society. Yes. I said it. Ninja Society.

The Secret Ninja Society is known to the public as the chinese food slangin, black turtle neck wearing, lettuce wrap servers at P.F. Changs. That's right...4 of the 6 competitors are in the Secret Ninja Society open only to the highest caliber of secret sauce making, mu shu wrapping, kung pao kickin down your door "Chang Gang." This point is of the highest importance for the following reason...

My attempt to add real man challenges such as the Popular Vote, Alligator Wrestling, Cage Fighting, Modeling,Bull Riding, Base Jumping, Cliff Diving, Shark Spearing, Boar Hunting, Hottest Girlfriend Competition and being dropped off in the middle of the Coronado Island with the likes of only 1 match and a bottle of water to see who could survive the longest have ALL BEEN DENIED!

So naturally, I ask myself why. And then it hit me...

Zvirus "The Commish" Klemo, Pete "The PeeShooter" Lemke, Jason "The Broken Machine" Jantz, and Sir Matthew Bingawoman have obviously set this man challenge based on events they feel they can excel at. I tell you this not as a complaint but purely for disclosure purposes so you the people have full knowledge and understanding of the greatness I am in pursuit of. The greatest mistake these men have made thus far is letting the Darkhorse slid in by way of "Roommate Default." The truth remains I was not invited to this challenge but merely a last minute add on once I caught wind of SOM 2010 through the thin walls found at 1468 Grand.

This only means one thing and one thing only. The success of this victory will be much sweeter knowing that I beat these kids at their own game. Go run and tell the Chang Gang that the people have spoken....

The Darkhorse Will Prevail...