Zachary C. Klemo
Fighting Name: Z$
Loving Name: Lucky Stabone
...other alias include, but are not limited to: lippy mcgee, caz, zvirus, mr. lemke (im his soon to be stepfather...heeeey miss lemke), jerry rice's mentor, boy genius and Mr. TCU
Fighting Weight: 190 (pre virus) 180 (post virus)
Height: 6'6" give or take a couple inches
Objective: Dominate other men, Educate on how to be a better man, and Celebrate my win as Man of the Year 2010
Graduated: from the school of hard knocks
*my 40 time is so fast its in the negative numbers
*i don't do pushups, i do pushdowns. i push the world down, i don't push myself up
*jesus prays to me for advice
*i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
*ESPN was my idea
*like "the (ill working) machine" jantz, i also was in pamplona for the running of the bulls. unlike jantz, who ran from the bulls, when i attended, the bulls ran from me
*like "the pistol" who walked away from his birth and told the doctor good job, i also had an extraordinary birth, though there was no need for a doctor; they just called me up inside of the womb and asked me how I would like to proceed
*brad pitt has a poster of me on his wall
*if there were a fantasy draft for the game of life, i'd be a lock for first pick
*Man of the Year for 2010 (this hasn't happened yet, but i can see into the future and therefore can confirm the veracity of this statement)
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