MAKE WAY FOR THE REAL MEN

I love the man challenge, don't get me wrong. I mean I started the damn thing, I should like it. But when it comes to a real man challenge, and I mean REAL, well gentlemen let me through because I've got a challenge to do tomorrow.

Little known fact: Less than 1% of the population of the world has completed a marathon.

Let that sink in for a minute.

And then let me tell you this.

I've completed 6.

Tomorrow you may find yourselves getting up, grabbing a cup of joe with the little lady, maybe walking the dog and that will be the extent of your activities in the morning. Just know that while your scratching your balls and picking up dog shit, myself and the Bing will be owning the hardest half marathon in the nation....the La Jolla Half. And we'll get this done all before you've finished your orange mocha frappaciunos.

So if you'd please be so kind as to step aside and let the real men through. We have a challenge to complete tomorrow.