If you're feeling slightly thin skinned at the moment, maybe take a break from the blog, step away and come back when you're feeling a bit more manly because I've got some shit to talk.
First of all WTF!!!!!!
MONDAY GENTLEMAN. MONDAY HAS BEEN ON THE SCHEDULE FOR HOW LONG?????? HOW LONG PETER??????? I look on the schedule and lo and behold, mr i'm leading the man challenge can't get his shit together. Do you know how to request off a shift lemke? and if you do then what the hell is your problem given the fact that you are the only lame ass that is throwing a wrench in our plans for monday?
here's how it lines up right now....Bing has day off, but works night which isn't bad. Jantz oddly requested to work that night which is still ok because he's off during the day, Ant is off during the day and looks to be the tighest member of the man challenge, not missing a day and bringing it strong week in and week out, and me--of course I have the whole day off, come on really?--which leaves Rudy and Peter. Now Rudy, as much as it sucks, is going to miss more challenges. that is just going to be a fact. he was a late addition and was not around for the scheduling, not to mention that his job sucks ass, so we will do what we can. But Peter. I have a a vague recollection of you bringing a big calendar to Longboards and penciling in every single date of the summer. One of those being Monday coming up so I ask again....WTF.
This brings up a good p0int though (and one that I happen to be adamant about). This WILL NOT WORK if we do not make it a priority. We sat down before this challenge and planned for a reason. Now I now that Shit happens and schedules clash, but if you're not planning ahead then you have no excuse other than the fact that you are an idiot. So take care of your shit! Bing, we only have 5 sundays scheduled. I know you only make money on sundays at wavehouse but.....Five! If 5 sundays off all summer are going to break you than hopefully 5 zeroes won't because its one or the other. i know how much it sucks when plans don't work out and you have to miss a challenge. it really REALLY blows but if we plan ahead and make it a priority it shouldn't be a problem.
so just in case you fell down and hit your head and forgot that we already planned all this shit then here you go. Look closely...
April 19 Go Karts and Mini Golf at Boomers
April 28 Frisbee Golf at Balboa Park
May 5 Home Run Derby and Tennis tournament
May 12 Day of Arcade: Air Hockey, Skee ball, Pool, Darts, Shuffleboard, & Dance Dance Revolution
May 16 Punt Pass and Kick and Soccer Goalie Challenge
May 30 Car Push and Hot dog eating contest
June 2 100 yard dash, 50 yard dash & 1 mile run
June 10 Cook Off and Blind Taste Test followed by a game of Risk
June 13 Beer Golf
June 22 Push up, Pull up and Sit up contest and Swimming relay
June 27 Bar Golf
July 11 DOUBLE HEADER DAY...Beach Olympics: Horseshoes, Washers, & Bocci Ball during the day and Ping-Pong/Beer Pong/Flip Cup Tournament at night
July 21 The dreaded Jalapeno Eating Contest and Laser Tag
July 25 THE LAST DAY OF COMPETITION...Last Day Medley (made up of five of the best events) and the final challenge....dun dun duuuuun the CENTURY CLUB: 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes
so as of now as far as i'm concerned Monday is still on for go karting. mr. #1 better get his shit coverd because I'm pretty sure a big fat zero on his resume is not what he wants......
Ok so now that I got that out of my system, I've got to go and watch a baseball game and get paid for it. I'll post the rundown from last night's BBall festivities tonight. Let's just say, Peter is a better golfer, bowler and now basketball player than the rest of us. How is that even possible??????????
zvirus out.
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