Sir Matthew Bingaman

Hahahhaha! This is F'in AWESOME!!!!! I, Sir Matthew Bingaman, consider myself a man of both strength and honor.. And as a MAN of both strenght and honor, as well as a competitor in this very M.A.N challenge would like to extend my sincerest Good Luck to all you washed up, has been (more like never was), school on Sundays (no class), two timin HACKS!!

I got a list.. and here is the order of my list that it's in:

1. Sir Matthew Bingaman: A well toned athletic build with sculpted muscles and pectorals that make our Governor jealous. A learned MAN with a gift of the native tongue that makes Ron Jermey take notes. A man that once swam the Entire length of Atlantic Ocean and called it a warm up lap. A man that with all his great looks, money, fame and success still has time for the LITTLE man, and will take time out of his priceless schedule to destroy, dishonor, and dis(steal there girlfriends) in the M.A.N challenge.

2. Jason Jantz: Seems fine just getting by in life with a unattractive and almost girlish figure. Jason has absolutely no muscle tone and some might say a less than average IQ. All-in-All the best thing he has going for him is that he is a Jayhawk.

3. Zachary Klemo: Zachary has traveled to many far and exotic location in his lifetime. Most would agree that the sites he has seen give him an advantage in drive, education, and life experience! However, most Doctors would agree that the STD's contracted in these exotic location will never go away and when his penis falls off it will even hinder his ability to legally compete in the M.A.N challenge.

4. Rudy Ballderomos: The most ethnic (less fortunate) "man" in this M.A.N challenge. He had a collegiate career as a point guard at MPC community college and all this was accomplished with out ever living in a house with running water, BUT you must say that these Mexicans have heart. I think that Rudy will be a great addition to the M.A.N challenge and we can all thank the Affirmative Action board for making us honest White Folk let him play with us.

5. Peter Lemke: A man trapped in a school in a school girls body. A man that strives and studies to be like Sir Matthew Bingaman, but sadly will never be MAN enough. Peter gets his jollys by coaching (watching and playing with little innocent) high school boys basketball. He enjoys the smaller THINGS in life and apparently so does his girlfriend... ZING

Well there I said it.. And now all you spectators have a clear and unbiased description of the competitors in the M.A.N challenge