To quote Nice Guy Eddie from Resevoir Dogs 'first things fucking last' we've got to address a serious matter. The disappearance of the Great White Hype.
Have you seen him?
His last known whereabouts were sitting on a couch watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with his girlfriend. We know for sure that he had a pap smear appointment last Friday that he did not show up for, which "was weird" his doctor said, "because he always showed up for his pap smear." A "man" (and I use that tag loosely) fitting the description of the GWH was seen perusing the romance section of the PB Blockbuster on Monday night, eventually settling on renting the entire sixth season DVD of Sex in the City. We're posting his picture on the back of milk cartons all over Hillcrest (it was where he spent the majority of his off time we hear) and you can call 1-800-GWHISAVAGINAFACE if you have any information pertaining to his disappearance.
For the record, we're not offering a reward for his return. We just want to punch him in his vaginaface when he is found
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